What did the cake say to the knife?
You want a piece of me?
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Nicole, age 17, England
What did the cake say to the knife?
From Lola, age 10, London, England
Why did the tomato blush?
From Cameron, age 11
What did the sushi say to the bee?
From Sharika, age 11, Austin,TX
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
From Tanay, age 10, INDIA
Waiter:”Would you like your coffee black?”
From Little Dubs, age 8, Oregon
What did the fortune teller say to the cake?
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