Frog Jokes

From Ava, 10 years old, Fort Collins, CO, USA

What did the frog say when he returned his library books?

Read it ! Read it ! Read it !

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From Michelle, 14 years old, Paris

What did the toad say when he had to ride the bus?

I have to ride the bus because my car got toad.

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From Madison, 6 years old, Tennessee, USA

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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From Minahil U,, 11 years old, Pakistan

What does a frog order when it goes to a restaurant?

French flies!

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From Megan, age 9, Tennessee

WHAT IS A FROG’S FAVORITE GAME?

HOPSCOTCH!

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From Shayna, age 10, New York

What happens if a frog parks in a no parking zone?

He gets toad!

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