Frog Jokes

From Sofia & Godali, age 8

Why did the frog go to school?

So he could learn his alpha-ribbit?

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From Trin Trin , age 10, Florida

What did the frog order at McDonalds?

A hoppy meal with some french flies and a croak!

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From Varus, age 13, United states

How did the frog cross the road?

It tied it self to the chicken!

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From Isaac, age 16, SLC,UT

What is green and sits in the corner?

A naughty frog!

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From Haya, age 9, Dubai

What does a frog order with its burger?

A packet of jumbo flies and a diet croak

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From Willow and Alex, age 12, Winnipeg, Manitoba

What does a chubby frog princess drink?

Diet croak!

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