Geography Jokes

From Stephanie, age 10, Portland, Oregon

Why is the state Mississippi so odd?

Because it has four I’s but can’t see!

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From Lorin, 10 years old, United States of America

Which state can you serve at a restaurant?

Mini Soda!!! ( Minnesota!!!)

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From Jackson Darby, 11 years old, Longview, Texas

If you’re American in the kithchen, what are you in the bathroom?

You’re peeing! (European)!

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From Zack, age 11, Philadephia, PA

What did Tennessee?

She saw what Arkan saw!

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From Lucy, age 10, Santa Fe, New Mexico

What did Delaware to the basketball game?

Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey

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From Eliza, age 7, Indiana

What’s the happiest state in the union?

Merry-land!

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