Geography Jokes

From Hulkar Alibaeva, 3 years old, North Attleboro,MA,USA

Italy got Hungary.
Ate Turkey.
Slipped on Greece.
Went shopping in Iceland.

And then got eaten by Wales!

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From Khalid , 11 years old, United Arab Emirates

What did one volcano say to another?

I lava you!

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From Alfred, age 11, Fiji

Why is Mississippi such an unusual river?

It has four eyes and can’t even see!

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From Zeeshan, age 9, Georgia, USA

Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?

‘Cause of too much noise!

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From Greg, age 11, Sacramento, California

Where are pencils made?

Pennsylvania!

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From Bhagyashree, age 11, India

Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?

Sam:Because my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!

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