Halloween Jokes

From Lori, 12 years old, Norfolk,Virginia

What runs around the cemetery but stays in one place?

A FENCE!

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From Valentina, 9 years old, Paris

Why did the baby ghost cry?

Because he had a boo boo!

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From Laura, 12 years old, Norfolk,Virginia

Why didn’t the skeleton go skydiving?

because he didn’t have guts!

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From Sade, 11 years old, ATLANTA, GEORGIA

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

WRAP!

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From Griffin, 7 years old, California

The vampire looked at his computer and his head blew up. What did he say?

“Alright, who was the wiseguy who left the sunrise screensaver on?”

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From Bella, 7 years old, California, Los Angeles

What do ghosts say when they don’t like something?

Booooo!

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