What did the cow and the duck make for lunch?
Milk and qwackers!!
Kids Jokes
Toothbrush: “Sometimes I feel like I have the
worst job ever.
Toilet Paper: “Yeah, right.”
What happens to gold when it is exposed to air?
It is stolen!
Remember these two words; they will open a lot of doors in your life…
Push and pull!
Why did the boy sleep under the oil tank?
To get up oily in the morning!
A person in his apartment wants to go to the 7th floor; there are no stairs and no elevator. What does he do?
He drinks 7 up!
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