Kids Jokes

From Alexandria, 11 years old, Palmyra, Pennsylvania

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick!

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From Henry, age 10, North Carolina

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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From Nikki, 10 years old, Georgia

Why did the lady tie skates to her chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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From Joshua, age 9, Southport, NC

Why did the ball roll down the hill?

Because it was on a roll!

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From Gracie, 8 years old, Baltimore, Maryland

What happened to the kid who was allergic to perfume?

He got SCENT to the doctor!

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From Meelony H., 8 years old, Ohio

Why did the boy bury his flash-light?

Because the Batteries were dead!

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