Kids Jokes

From Brooke M, 9 years old, Louisiana

What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Do you mind? I’m changing!

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From Trinity, 9 years old, California

Did you her about the kid who drank eight cokes?

He burped seven up!

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From Grace, 12 years old, Florida

What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won’t eat their broccoli!

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From Can't Tell, 10 years old, Canada

Dad, why do I have to go to bed?

Because the bed won’t come to you!

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From TERRELL, 11 years old, England

WHAT DID THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS SAY TO THE CAR?

DON’T LOOK I’M CHANGING!

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From Jamee, 12 years old

What do you call a barbie doll that gets cooked?

A barbie que!!!!

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