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Kids Jokes

From Ishaan, age 10, India

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?

Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you’ll die.
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From Danielle, age 9, La Center, Washington

Why did the little girl eat bullets?

Because she wanted to grow bangs.
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From Aivan Alfonso, 10 years old, Canada

Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Don’t worry, the kid woke up
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From Sherrice, age 10, CrossLake,Manitoba

Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Haha .
Haha who ?

Why are you laughing ?
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From Patrick, age 10, Australia

Why did the child bring his car to school?

Because he wanted to drive the teacher mad!
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From Amaani, age 12

Why is smiles the longest word in this world?

Because there is a mile between the two s’s!
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