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From Carrie W, 11 years old, Bruke Country, North Carolina

I picked up a man that just came out of a store; he had 4 bags of drinks and a brown bag. I asked him if he needed a ride and he said “If you don’t mind!” So he got in and I drove for a while then the bag moved. I asked the man what was in the bag and he said “None of your applesauce!” and I drove for a while longer and the bag moved again. I asked the man WHAT IS IN THE BAG? and he said,”None of your applesauce!” and I told him that this was my stop so he got out and he left his bag in my car! Do you know what was in the bag?

None of your applesauce!
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From Jazmine , 11 years old, Des Moines, Iowa

Why Did The People Bring Toilet Paper To The Party?

Because They Were PARTY POOPERS!
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From Soccergurl4, 12 years old, United States of America

How do you top a car?

Tep on the brake tupid!
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From rei, 9 years old, USA

How can you tell when a sheet is lying?

Because you can see right through it!
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From Francis, 9 years old, Burlington, NJ

Why did the dollar bill punch the quarter?

To knock some cents into him!
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From Vishnu B.K., 6 years old, Phoenix,AZ

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Papa.
Papa who?

Papa goes the weasel!
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