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From Jacob Anderson, 12 years old, United States

Want to hear the joke about the fifteen foot wall?

Too bad, you’ll never get over it.
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From Haleigh H, 11 years old, USA

Why didn’t the car feel well?

It had gas.
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From Breanna, 10 years old, California

Have you ever heard the razor joke?

No?
Because it’s too sharp for you!
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From Alexis, 10 years old, Birmingham, Alabama

What did the carpet say to the dresser?

I can see your drawers!
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From Mohamed Amara, 9 years old, Alberta

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

Pop music!
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From Sonam, 7 years old, England

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look! I’m changing!
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