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Kids Jokes

From Arianna, 3 years old,

Why did the girl put make up on her forehead?

Because her teacher told her to make up her mind!
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From Qiana K, 10 years old, Canada

Why did the boy in detention throw his watch out the window?

Because he wanted to make time fly!
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From Emily, 10 years old, Arizona

What did the picture say to the wall?

I’ve been framed!
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From Vanessa, 10 years old, United States

Where did your sister go on vacation?

“I don’t know; Alaska!
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From Flora, 8 years old, U.S.A

Hey, is it me? Or does it smell like UPDOG in here.
What’s UPDOG?

Nothing much, how about you?
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From Rod, a parent, Milwaukee OR

What does Scooby Doo like to do in his spare time?

He likes to go Scooby-diving!
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