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From Beth E. N. S., 12 years old, Springfield, OR, USA

A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,

“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
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Filed Under: Food, Kids

From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

A boy walks into a shop.
Boy: Do you happen to have any invisible ink?

Salesperson: Why yes! What color would you like?
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From Jaxon, 10 years old, Virginia

Why did Patrick Star put his hot dog in the freezer?

Because he wanted a ” Chili” dog!
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From Viviana Carranza, 10 years old, USA

Why did Kevin bring soap to school?

The weather man predicted showers!
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From Amanda, 6 years old, Las Vegas, Nevada

Why was the Shoe complaining to the other Shoe?

Because he was TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING ALL OVER HIM!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Kids, Shoe

From Tara, 9 years old, Virginia

Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!
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Filed Under: Kids

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