Kids Jokes

From Al, 11 years old, Mass,USA

Two firecrackers were sitting holding hands. Their friend sighed. When they asked why he sighed he said…

“Sparks really do fly between you guys!

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From Ethan, 6 years old, Georgia

Why did the man buy a Ford?

Because he wanted to go ford not backward!

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From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

Why was the broom late?

It over SWEPT!

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From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

A girl and a boy are sitting and talking.
Girl: Do you know the time?

Boy: No, we haven’t met yet!

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From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

A boy walks into a shop.
Boy: Do you happen to have any invisible ink?

Salesperson: Why yes! What color would you like?

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From Jaxon, 10 years old, Virginia

Why did Patrick Star put his hot dog in the freezer?

Because he wanted a ” Chili” dog!

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