Kids Jokes

Sarah and Sam studied together in a class. The teacher once called Sam and told him ” I know you copied this question from Sarah.”

Maddie: Why did you look under there?

You’re American before you go in the bathroom and you’er Indian when you leave the bathroom, then what are you when you’re in the bathroom?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

If you invited the alphabet to tea who would be late

One day a kid tells his mom:”Liar! You said my little brother was an angel!”, and the mom said: “Tell me why you say he isn’t?”