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Kids Jokes

From Nathan, age 9, Knoxville, Tennessee

If you’re an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

European!
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From DEE DEE, age 11, USA

Why did Tigger flush the toilet????????

Because Pooh was in there!
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From Emilee, age 11, Midland, Michigan

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 ate 9!
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From ZaZzOo, age 13, India

Sarah and Sam studied together in a class. The teacher once called Sam and told him ” I know you copied this question from Sarah.”

Sam answered ” Ma’am, what makes you say that?”
The teacher replies “Because Sarah’s answer to question five is I don’t know and your answer is Me neither!”
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From Tanner, age 5, Greensboro, NC

Maddie: Why did you look under there?

Tula: Under where?
Maddie: I just made you say underwear!!
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From Haleighbug, age 10, Dalton GA.

You’re American before you go in the bathroom and you’er Indian when you leave the bathroom, then what are you when you’re in the bathroom?

You’re a peein,{your European }!
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