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Knock Knock Jokes

From Alexa Wahlman, 8 years old, Minnesota

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?

Oh sorry, did I make you sneeze?
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From Ella :), 8 years old, New York

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!
Please wait...

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From Alice , 10 years old, America

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Friesan.
Friesan who?

Let me in, it’s Friesan outside!
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From Zaeem Siddiqui, 9 years old, Canada, Ontario, Mississauga

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who!!

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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From Lexi, 8 years old, California

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kirk!
Kirk who?

Bless you!!
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From Jennifer, 11 years old, California

Dracula: Knock knock!
Frankenstein: Who’s there?
Dracula: Ivana.
Frankenstein: Ivana who?

Dracula: Ivana suck your blood!
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