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Knock Knock Jokes

From Sadie, 9 years old, Massachusetts

Lila: Knock knock
Bryn: Who’s There?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: Banana Who?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: Banana Who?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: BANANA WHO!!!!

Lila: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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From Vennela, 8 years old, Frisco, TX

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reflecting mirror.
Reflecting mirror who?

Reflecting mirror who?
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From Nate Hamilton, 12 years old, Little Rock, Arkansas

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?

Cows don’t say who, they say moo!
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From Maxine A.B.C., 11 years old, Philippines

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?

Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?
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From Abdullah Arshad, 11 years old, Riyadh,Saudi Arabia

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?

Butter open the door, please!
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From Abdullah Arshad, 11 years old, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boomerang.
Boomerang who?

Boomer-rang the bell, please open the door !!!
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