Knock Knock Jokes

From Lilmama, 11 years old, Niceville, Flordia

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?

Po-lice open the door!

Please wait...

From Alex L, 13 years old

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?

Kenya please open the door?

Please wait...

From Ethan P., 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hoo
Hoo who?

Did you hear that owl?

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From Lily, 11 years old, Clearwater, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
It’s me. Will you remember me in five years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in five years?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

See, you forgot me already!

Please wait...

From Alex L, 12 years old

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?

The chicken who crossed the road to get to your house!

Please wait...

From Arrica , 11 years old, Jacksonville

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange, who?

Orange you glad I’m back?

Please wait...