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Knock Knock Jokes

From ANGELINA, age 5, USA

KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
OLIVE
OLIVE WHO?

OLIVE YOU <3
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From Reachelle, age 12, Alabama

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?

Rita book; it’s fun!
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From Sam C, age 17, Hull

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Morgan
Morgan Who

Morgan I expected
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From Devan, age 9, Newburyport, MA

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Woo
Woo who?

Don’t get too excited. It’s only a joke
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From Justine, age 10, Ormoc City, Philippines

Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?

Barbeque! 😀
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From Sharika, age 11, Austin,TX

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?

O’range You glad I didn’t say red?
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