Knock Knock Jokes

From Erin, age 8, Wisconsin

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?

Why are you cheering?

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From Rashad, age 10, St.Pete, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eye.
Eye who?

Eye see you!

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From Sammy, age 10, Colchester

Knock Knock.
Who`s there?
Turner.
Turner who?

Turner round there’s a monster breathing down your neck!

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From Christian, age 15, U.S.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

Water you doing?

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From Emelee, age 11, Australia, Sunshine coast

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?

Thistle make you laugh!

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From Soph, age 10, England, Preston

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?

Lettuce in it’s raining out here and you better bring your washing in!

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