Knock Knock Jokes

From Shauna, age 12, Leigh, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?

Emma gonna get you if you don’t run quick!

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From Laura, age 12, Lincolnton N.C.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?

Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!

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From Monki, age 13, Abilene ,Tx

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?

……………..

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From Matt, age 9, Michigan

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?

A mosquito bit me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.

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From Caleb, age 9, Wodonga, Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to know. (Wouldn’t you like to know)

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From Ariel E., age 14, Charlotte,North Carolina

Knock, knock.
Whose there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?

Honeycomb your hair!

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