Knock Knock Jokes

From Babygirl, age 7, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?

Ha ha! Made you sneeze!

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From Lexy, age 8, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freddie.
Freddie who?

Freddie or not, here I come.

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From Beyonce, age 8, New Jersey,USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icey.
Icey who?

Icey you! (I see you)

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Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owen!
Owen Who?

Owen the saints.
Owen the saints.
Owen the saints go marching in.

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From Natasha, age 8, India

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Say.
Say who?

Who?

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From Big Red, age 13, New York

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?

Handsome (hand some) money under the door and I’ll tell you!

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