Math Jokes

From Anonymous, age 11, Massachusetts

What did the 5 say to the 2?

I’m bigger than you are!
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From Pritish, age 13, Sydney

Who invented fractions?

Henry 1/8.

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From Samantha, age 6, Canada

What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt.

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From Victoria, 8 years old, Deleware

What tool do you use in math?

Multi-plyers!

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From Jacoby, 9 years old, Gainesville, Florida

Why did the math student cross his legs?

Because he had to go to the mathroom!

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From Sydney, 9 years old, Ontario

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 ate (8) 9!

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