Math Jokes

From Sara, age 8, Los Angeles, CA

Teacher: If I have 25 apples in one hand and 10 apples in another hand, what will I have?

Student: Very big hands!

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From KID, age 7, LONDON ENGLAND

WHAT DID THE KID SAY TO HIS MATH?

GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!

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From Heather, age 12, SC

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

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From Carlo, age 12, Purchase, New York

What is 5 Q plus 5 Q?

10 Q? your welcome

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From Arjun, age 13, Chelmsford (Mass), USA

Why can’t you say 288 in public?

Its two gross!

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From Barrett W., 10 years old, IA

How do you make seven an even number?

Take the ‘s’ out!

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