Math Jokes

From Re33, 3 years old, T Land

Q: What is a polygon?

A: A dead parrot!

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From Charline, Glasgow,Scotland

What snake does a math teacher like?

An Adder!

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From Utsavi, age 9, India,Mumbai

What did the kid say to his math?

You know some day, you will have to solve your own problems!

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From Sophie, age 9, London, England

What did 0 say to 8?

“Nice belt!”

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From RJ, age 9, Philippines

What did the circle say to the tangent line?

“Stop touching me!”

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From Kirti Arneja, age 13, Canada

WHat do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a JACK-0-LANTERN by it’s diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!

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