Math Jokes

From Tori, 11 years old, Glasgow, Scotland

How do you make seven even without subtracting, adding, multiplying or dividing?

Remove the “s”!

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From Ani Ranstrom, 10 years old, CO

What did one math book say to the other?

I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a lot of problems!

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From Ethan154, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

What did the plant growth in math class?

Square roots!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, United States

How’s 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?

It’s not right!

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From Lindsay, 11 years old, Alberta

What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt!

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From Elliot, 10 years old, Indiana

What geometrical shape is most like a lost parrot?

A polygon!

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