Math Jokes

From Rachel, a grownup, Colorado

What did the student write to math?

Dear Math,
I’m not a therapist, so fix your own problems

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From Thiri, 10 years old, Burma

How was the weather when the right angle went to sea?

90 degrees!

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From Mina, 6 years old, America

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9!

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From Mya Thit Khet, 12 years old, Burma

Why did the boy eat his math homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

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From Ally, age 8, PA

What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?

Arithma-ticks!

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From Nakiyah, age 10, Washington D.C.

Why did the store close at 2:00pm?

It was twos-day!

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