“Hey dad, what does 3 grapes plus five?”
“Son didn’t you learn it in school?”
“Yes but we used bananas instead.”
Math Jokes
Why did the math book jump off the cliff?
It had too many problems!
Why is the math book always sad?
Because it has too many problems!
What happened when Mr. Line went to Circle Beach?
He was a tan-gent!
How can you make time fly?
Just throw a clock out of the window!
In a Math class…..
Math Teacher:Class what is 7Q+3Q .Raise your hand if you want to answer.
What do you think is the answer?
Student who raises hand:10Q teacher.
Math teacher:You’re welcome!
Math teacher:You’re welcome!
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