What did the oak seed say when it floated down river to grow?
Gee-I’m-A-Tree!
Math Jokes
What happens when a dime knocks on a door?
He breaks his nickels!
Why was the math book so upset?
Because it had lots of problems
Teacher:Rachael, all your sums are wrong,
should I call your dad and tell him that
you never study?
Rachael:He won’t say anything.
Teacher:Why do you say that?
Rachael:Because he did these sums,not me!
What did maths say to science?
You’re lucky you don’t have problems!
There were 99 people on a boat. The boat flipped over. How many people are left?
66!
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