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Math Jokes

From Julz, 10 years old, Philippines

Why was the Math book sad?

Because it had a lot problems!
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Filed Under: Math

From Lauren, age 17, Florida, United States

An Indian chief had three daughters, or Squaws and demanded that the men of his tribe present him with the hides of animals to earn his daughter’s hands in marriage.
The chief gave away his first daughter for a beaver hide.
The chief gave away his second daughter for the hide of a large buck.
And because the chief loved his third daughter the most, he only gave her away for the hide of a giant hippopotamus.
For he proclaimed:

The Squaw of the the first hide plus the Squaw of the second hide is equal to the Squaw of the hippopotamus.
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Filed Under: Math

From Anna, age 13, London, England

A teacher is explaining the formula for circumference. “Pi R Squared.”

A student replies…
“No they’re not! They are round!”
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Filed Under: Alphabet, Math

From Joseph G., age 10, North America

What’s a quicker way to double your money?

YOU FOLD IT!
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Filed Under: Math, Money

From Maya, age 7, Toronto, Canada

Why was the math book so sad?

Because it had so many problems!
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Filed Under: Math

From Kelly, age 13, Kersey, Pennsylvania

Who invented the Round Table?

Sir Cumference!
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Filed Under: Math

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