Math teacher:If you were 7 last year, how old will you be next year?
Kid:Nine
Math teacher:Impossible!
Kid:No it isn’t teacher, I’m eight today!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Niranju, age 12, Sri Lanka
Math teacher:If you were 7 last year, how old will you be next year?
Kid:Nine
Math teacher:Impossible!
From Adzkia, age 11, Indonesia
Why is math delicious?
From Jessica, age 14, Florida
Why didn`t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
From Enma, age 11, Miami, Florida
How do you make 7 even?
From Ng Jun Chuan, age 10, Serangoon,Singapore
Why did the Math book cry?
From Ben M., age 12, USA
If one’s not enough,
two’s company and three’s a crowd,
what’s four and five?
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