Math Jokes

From Bridget J., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What did the math teacher name her cow?

Cow-culator! (Calculator!)

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From Luke, 9 years old, USA

Why did the math worksheet go to the doctor?

It had problems!

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From Niranju, age 12, Sri Lanka

Math teacher:If you were 7 last year, how old will you be next year?
Kid:Nine
Math teacher:Impossible!

Kid:No it isn’t teacher, I’m eight today!

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From Adzkia, age 11, Indonesia

Why is math delicious?

Because it has Pie(Pi)

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From Jessica, age 14, Florida

Why didn`t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

Because it had more cents.

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From Enma, age 11, Miami, Florida

How do you make 7 even?

Take away the s!

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