Animal Jokes

From Amy Rose, age 13, England

What kind of mammal lies the most?

A Bluffalo!

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From Mbee, age 10, Utah U.S.A

What is a dragon’s favorite game?

Swallow the leader!

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From Miley, age 16, U.S.A

Why can you not trust a cheetah or a lion?

Because a cheetah cheats and a lion, he’s just a’lyin’!

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From Bella, age 13, U.S.A

What is the most famous fish?

A star fish!

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From John, age 9, Pottsboro, Texas

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Have you ever seen their fingers?

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From Laura, age 8, Erie, Colorado

Can a pet really be worth 500?

Yes, if it saves all its money!

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