Animal Jokes

From Kara, age 17, Luther Oklahoma

What do you get when you cross a Porcupine with a balloon?

Pop!

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From Madeline , age 9, Austailia

How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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From Lizz, age 3, London

What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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From ANIMAL LOVER, age 9, U.S.A.

How do sheep stay clean?

They take a BAAAAATH!

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From Ricky, age 10, Sydney

Why is the maximum speed of the Cheetah 110km per hour?

Because that is the speed limit!

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From Lauren, age 7, Breedsville, Michigan

How did the lion greet the other animals?

With pride!

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