What do you call the horse next door?
Your next door NEIGH-bor!
Animal Jokes
What animal always sounds like it’s lying?
A lion!
What does the sheep say when it needs a bath?
I need a baaaaath!
What do you call a gorilla that plays golf?
A Hairy Putter!
What does a kangaroo do when he gets angry?
He’s hopping mad!
There was a Duck, a Frog, and a Skunk, and all of them were in line at the dollar theater when the lady said that will be 3 dollars. 2 of them could pay but one could not; who could not pay and why?
The Duck went in ’cause he paid a Bill; the Frog went in ’cause he paid a Greenback, but the skunk could not ’cause he only had a scent!
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