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From Magdalena, age 12, Hugo, Minnesota

So a duck walks into a bar and says “Do you got any grapes?’
and the man replies “No.”
So the next day the duck is back at the bar and says “Do you have any grapes?”
And the guy says “No.”
So this goes on for a few days so the guy finally replied, “No we don’t have any grapes, and if you ask that again I’m gonna nail you down to the bar table.”

Soooo the next day the duck walks in and says “Do you have any nails?” Confused, the guy said “No.” Then the duck said “Do you have any grapes?”
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From Mahoor, age 14, India

What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?

Lambo!
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From Parvathy, age 10, Chennai, India

What does a mongoose like to eat?

Gooseberry cereal!
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From Sophia, age 14, England

What is a polar bear’s favorite shape??

ICE-osceles triangle!
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From Jason, age 4, London, England

What do ghosts wear to the beach?

Boo-kinis!
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From Kemian, age 14, London

Why did the worm go to the library?

He was a bookworm!
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