A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way did the egg roll down?
Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Animal Jokes
A cowboy rode into town on January 5. He stayed in town for a week and rode home again on January 5. How is that possible?
His horse’s name was January 5!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
Why was the ant in the Hospital?
He had an ANTi- virus!
Once, a poor little mouse fell off the counter and into a glass of soda.
Don’t worry; it was a soft drink!
What kind of sharks don’t eat girls?
Man-eating sharks!
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