Animal Jokes

From Corey Abbott, age 7, Fort Worth, Texas

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

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From Dustin O.,age 8, Henderson, Nevada

What is the biggest ant in the world?

A giant! (Gi-Ant)

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From Joey , age 8, St. Franics, Wisconsin

What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot?

You get a carrot!

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From Shep, age 12, Ohio

How did the jester slay the dragon with his juggling act?

He left the dragon breathless.

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From Lauren, age 10, Shrewsbury, PA

Why did two pandas come to North America?

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From Michael, age 10, Shrewsbury, Pennsylvania

Why can’t the 3 bears get inside their house?

Goldi locks the door!!!!

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