What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot?
You get a carrot!
Animal Jokes
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s to far to walk.
How did the jester slay the dragon with his juggling act?
He left the dragon breathless.
Why did two pandas come to North America?
Why did two pandas come to North America?
Why can’t the 3 bears get inside their house?
Goldi locks the door!!!!
What do you do if a shark is chasing you?
Give it a jaw breaker!
