How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb the tree and act like a nut!
Animal Jokes
A trout asks a shark “what’s cooking?”
The shark replies “YOU!!!”
What is grey, has big ears and has a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!
What do llamas like to eat?
Llama beans!
Why is it hard to talk to a ram?
Because he keeps on butting in!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I-have-no-eye-deer! (I have no idea!!)
