Animal Jokes

From Sonya, age 11, British Columbia, Canada

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because the kids have to play inside!

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From Jenny, age 9, Pennsylvania

What did the judge say when he saw the skunk in the courtroom?

“Odor in the court!!”

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