Q.What has a spiked tail, plates on it’s back and wheels?
A. A stegosaurus on roller blades!
Animal Jokes
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away its credit card!
Why don’t mice take ballet lessons?
Because they are just tutu small!
What’s a shark’s favorite game?
Hide and go eat!
If your hamster dies where do you buy a new one?
New Hamster!
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