Animal Jokes

From Roseleline, 3 years old

Why shouldn’t you play poker in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!

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From SoulGold, 10 years old, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

What do you get when you cross an owl and a magician?

Hoooodini! (Houdini)

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From Bruce, a parent, Mikes

What do you call a group of octopi?

A squad.

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From Syrah, 7 years old, Folsom, California

What animal is best for a banker?

A skunk, because it makes so much cents! (Scents, sense, cents)

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you get when you cross a monastery with a lion?

A roaring friarplace!

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From Emma, 12 years old, Maryland

How does a rhino pay for dinner?

He charges!

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