Animal Jokes

From Molly T., 9 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny burp!!!

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From Ansh, age 7, Singapore

What is a monster’s favorite bean?

A Human Being!

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From Charles, age 11, USA

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to school?

Bison!

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From Hannah, 3 years old

What do you call someone who lives right beside a horse?

A neighhhbor!

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From AbbottandCostello, 14 years old, Bloomfield Hills, Michigan

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act nuts!

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From Nazrullah, 11 years old, Singapore

What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?

A lost camel!

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