How do sheep keep warm in winter?
By central bleating!!
Animal Jokes
A horse walked into a bar.
What did the bar tender ask him?
Why the long face?
Where do sick horses go to?
A horspital!
Why did the fish go to jail?
Because the fish was GILL-ty!
What is a twip?
A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides on a twain.
What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?
Shoot the lion and drive away in the jaguar!
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