Animal Jokes

From Imran, 8 years old, USA

What do you get when you cross a lion and a penguin?

Frostbite!

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From Steven, age 14, Rochester, Michigan

Where do you win the world’s tallest animal?

A giraffle!

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From Grace Chambers, 9 years old, Woodstock, Georgia

What is a shark’s favorite food?

Peanut butter and jellyfish!

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From Tecumseh, 7 years old, Richmond, Virginia

What’s a duck’s favorite food?

A box of quackers!

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From Crystal, 11 years old, Tatum, Texas.

What animal is always fibbing?

A lion!

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From Amy, age 8, Australia

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots. (APE-ri-COTS)

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