Animal Jokes

From Mbee, age 10, Utah U.S.A

What kind of fish goes best with peanut butter?

A jellyfish!

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From Polk, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty of room!

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From Jon, 8 years old

What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxedos!

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From Baylee, 10 years old, Sarasota Fl.

What Kind of shoes are a toad’s favorite?

Open toad!

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From Perrin Benson, 13 years old, Kentucky

Why were there feathers in the road?

The wolf got the chicken!

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From Auden, 8 years old, Flordia

What did the cat’s owner say when his cat made a huge mess?

“This is cat-astrophic!”

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