Animal Jokes

From Caitlyn, 10 years old, Kentucky

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse!

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From Eli, 7 years old, Seattle, WA

How do you know when a zebra is embarrassed?

When they are black with red stripes!

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From Cohen, 10 years old, PA, USA

Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his meal?

Because, he was stuffed!

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From Natalie , 11 years old, Lothian, Maryland

What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs?

Nothing! It can’t hear you!

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From Caleb, 8 years old, Ohio

What do deer buy things with?

Bucks!

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From Y, 3 years old

Where do black and white bears go on vacation?

Japanda!

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