What do you call a right-hander that puts his hand in an alligator’s mouth?
A lefty!
Animal Jokes
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dark horse?
Kitty Perry (Katy Perry)!
When is the best time to see gorillas in the wild?
In Ape-ril (April)!
Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?
Because, there are too many cheetahs (cheaters)!
What did the bull say when he put his calf on the school bus?
“Bison!” (“Bye-Son!”)
What is a seal’s favorite letter?
R, R, R, R! (“arr, arr, arr, arr!”)
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