What’s the best kind of dog to keep time?
A watch dog!
Animal Jokes
How do you get a pig to the hospital?
In a hambulance!
What does the cow say when you get too close to it?
Mooooooooove!
Why did the penguin wear a sweater?
Because it was cold!
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bay-guls!
What do you get when you come across a shark with a parrot on its head?
An animal that talks your head off!
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