Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?
Yes, because the Eiffel tower cant jump!
Animal Jokes
How many ducks can fit in a pond in Spain?
Quack-tro!
What do you call a box full of ducks?
A box of quackers!
Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
They only had one pair of trunks!
What animal always wakes you up in the morning?
An alarmadilo!
Why did the cat get kicked out of the computer lab??
Because he was playing with the mouse!
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