Animal Jokes

From Ella, 9 years old, Jamestown, New York

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!

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From Danny, 9 years old, FL

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?

What are you? An owl?

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From Bryson , 10 years old, Maine

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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From Joel , 4 years old, Northern California

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Caleb Hilton, 11 years old, America

What do you call a pie made by an octopus?

Octopi!

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From Elaine, 9 years old, U.S.A

What is a seals favorite letter?

Rrr!

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