Animal Jokes

From Justin, 10 years old, Arizona

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

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From Benny, 13 years old, California

A man walks by a horse who looks sad. The man asks…

“Why the long face?”

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From Da-Bomb, 14 years old, nowhere

What do they call the alligator who investigates?

An investigator!!!!!

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From Dr. Otter, a teacher

Where are otters from?

Otter space!

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From NINTENDOgirl, 12 years old, U.S.A. Clarksville Tennessee

Why did the horse get detention?

Because he was horsing around!

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From 33sd, 3 years old, tr land

Why did the goat join the band?

He has horns!

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