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From Carson, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

What color socks do bears wear?

They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!
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From Carson, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

Why did the bear get the honey in a flash?

‘Cause he couldn’t bear it!
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From John, 10 years old, Iqaluit

Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one…

The rest came down with minor injuries.
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From Justin, 10 years old, Arizona

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato!
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From Benny, 13 years old, California

A man walks by a horse who looks sad. The man asks…

“Why the long face?”
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From Da-Bomb, 14 years old, nowhere

What do they call the alligator who investigates?

An investigator!!!!!
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