What’s the first thing that happens when a platypus falls into a lake?
It gets wet!!!
Animal Jokes
A man gets a survival guide in the mail. In one section it reads: “Never fight back to a bear.” But in the same section at the very end, it does say: “If the bear is still attacking after several minutes, consider fighting back.” Can’t you just imagine a man on his back looking at his watch, a bear clawing at his chest and him saying:
“One more minute, and THAT’S IT”
Where do alligators go to get money?
To the river bank!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A parrot that talks your ear off!
Why do people think skunks are stupid?
They never use good scents!
Why did the tigers at school not like the other tiger?
Because he was a cheetah!
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